Remember a while ago when I said I thought Chuck Tingle’s Seduced by Doctor Bigfoot might be my second favourite erotic short ever?
Well, this is my favourite, right here.
Title: Bred by the Easter Werebunny
Author: Fannie Tucker
WhatWhat: Coerced by her mother into helping out at the church Easter Egg Hunt and Picnic, Leila follows bad boy David Booker into the woods just in time to catch his annual transformation into a randy were-Easterbunny. She’s fertile, he’s furry; sex happens.
You know how were-everythings have infested paranormal romance and erotica? Well, someone out there has a sense of humor about it.
Fannie Tucker, whoever she (or possibly he, since anyone could be lurking behind that pseud) is that wonderful thing, a literate and entertaining erotica author. There are a few tiny errors in my copy, but this is still streets ahead of a lot of Kindleporn.
Her parents had been smart enough to realize that David was about thirty unsupervised minutes from getting into her pants and shipped off their precious daughter to an expensive Catholic school…(loc 19/6%)
…eyes the bright, deep green of fake Easter grass…balls the size of Easter eggs…(loc 22/7%)
Jelly beans, she realized, and a smile spread across her lips. His cum tastes like jelly beans!
Back when I bought my copy it was available on Kindle, but now it seems to have vanished from there, which is a damned shame. The garden gnome one is still there, though.