Author: Chuck Tingle
WhatWhat: After breaking up with his girlfriend Kortos, Tuck falls in insta-lust with a unicorn sailor named Hunter. Hunter sails the world and becomes a billionaire while they exchange letters, and then they reunite and have sex and achieve a happy ending that you’re going to have to read for yourself, because my brain shut down at that point.
…What? Kortos, really? Is she Klingon? A Sasquatch??
The Space Grammarians Don’t Understand Why You Can’t Punctuate Dialogue:
“Hi there.” Says the unicorn. (loc 30)
Overinvested boyfriend alert:
You are the light in my life, a brilliance that I never knew was possible until now. You cast out the darkness and replace it with a whole new world. (loc 121)
Oh come on. You’ve been on ONE DINNER DATE at this point.
…I suddenly find myself aching to cum, to shoot my pent up load as I recite Hunter’s romantic words aloud. “I want to blast my load all over your chiseled human face and watch you lick my unicorn seed from your lips.” I read. (loc 129)
I suppose those are romantic words in Tingleworld, but not so much in mine.
Verdict: The sex scene (it involves galloping down the beach) provides the most amazing visuals ever, and the ending involves cloning and a private island. How could you NOT read this?