Title: Anally Yours, The Unicorn Sailor

Author: Chuck Tingle

I think Chuck Tingle needs to start selling these as posters or t-shirts or something.
I think Chuck Tingle needs to start selling these as posters or t-shirts or something.

WhatWhat: After breaking up with his girlfriend Kortos, Tuck falls in insta-lust with a unicorn sailor named Hunter. Hunter sails the world and becomes a billionaire while they exchange letters, and then they reunite and have sex and achieve a happy ending that you’re going to have to read for yourself, because my brain shut down at that point.

…What? Kortos, really? Is she Klingon? A Sasquatch??

The Space Grammarians Don’t Understand Why You Can’t Punctuate Dialogue:

“Hi there.” Says the unicorn. (loc 30)

Overinvested boyfriend alert:

You are the light in my life, a brilliance that I never knew was possible until now. You cast out the darkness and replace it with a whole new world. (loc 121)

Oh come on. You’ve been on ONE DINNER DATE at this point.

Money Quote:

…I suddenly find myself aching to cum, to shoot my pent up load as I recite Hunter’s romantic words aloud. “I want to blast my load all over your chiseled human face and watch you lick my unicorn seed from your lips.” I read. (loc 129)

I suppose those are romantic words in Tingleworld, but not so much in mine.

Verdict: The sex scene (it involves galloping down the beach) provides the most amazing visuals ever, and the ending involves cloning and a private island. How could you NOT read this?