That’s a whole new level of recursion, right there.
Author: Chuck Tingle
This is sort of a conclusion to Anally Yours, The Unicorn Sailor, so if for some unfathomable reason you care about spoilers…yeah, it’s probably not even worth finishing that sentence.
WhatWhat: Following on from scientific developments on Huntertuck Island, Rubble Biological Labs conduct experiments in cloning, one of which uses cells from Kirk’s ass, brain, and an eagle. The result is a flying sentient butt which Kirk falls in love with. And fucks. Like you do. Also he names it Portock, because I DON’T FUCKING KNOW WHY, ALL RIGHT?
The next thing I know, I’m sitting across from my own ass, looking deep within his soulful eye. (loc 126)
Verdict: I don’t even know anymore. I’m in some kind of kindleporn coma at the moment. It was genius, in its own way.