Title: Pushed by the Sea Pen
Author: Twisty McCox
WhatWhat: Doug is a marine biologist, which is why he’s deep sea diving. He touches a sea pen, and it’s been so long since he’s had sex that he thinks inappropriate things about it. Back on shore, he’s confronted by a grey and green sea monster thing, sea pen jutting out; Doug’s touch aroused him, and now he’s demanding satisfaction.
“Jesus, I need to get laid,” he thought to himself, shaking his head as he reached out absently to touch a sea pen that had rooted itself in a rock a little ways from the rest of the colony. “Stop creeping on the marine life.” The pen puffed up as his fingers dragged across it, standing straighter than it had been before. (loc 29)
“What are you going to do about this?” the hallucination informed him, gesturing very specifically at the sea pen jutting from the conjunction of his hips. (loc 53)
Verdict: It disturbs the hell out of me that this was arousing to read. Twisty McCox is a national treasure.