It’s summer. Time for all those seasonal things: summer camp, summer cabins, sea monsters, hot air balloons, gardening, deep sea diving, amusement parks, ice cream, archeological digs…
I’m just straight-up quoting the Amazon summaries, with links to my reviews if you want further information (except for publications associated with Short Attention Span Press, which don’t get reviewed here as a matter of policy).
Amazon summary: Amber Avery knows that mysterious unicorn billionaire, Trevor Thor, is dangerous. After all, he shifted into a T-Rex and almost killed her on their first date. But that doesn’t stop her from accepting his invitation to an exciting hot air balloon regatta, then being whisked away to a private love balloon after the race. Will Trevor give her the answers she seeks? Will he give her the greatest pleasure she’s ever known? Or will he shift again and give her a gristly death over the wild, shark-infested waters off Rhode Island?
Amazon summary: Corey is bored out of his mind on a work retreat, a team building camp in the Mountains of Colorado. Trying to get away for a bit to sneak a few swigs of whiskey, Corey runs into a sexy centaur who’s goal is to rock his world. He throws caution to the wind, escaping from the team building camp and riding with the centaur into the forrest. It’s not until the centaur’s charm fades and Corey learns what his real motives are all along… he’s not the sweet talker he thought he was!
Amazon summary: When innocent Amber Avery moved to New York City from a trailer park in Texas, she never imagined she’d meet Trevor Thor, the world’s most mysterious and handsome unicorn billionaire. She certainly never dreamed that he’d ask her out for ice cream. How can she resist? What begins as a sensual flirtation ends with an explosive, erotic encounter at the Love Love Ice Cream Parlor. But Trevor Thor has a monstrous secret, and if he loses control, that secret could cost Amber her life!
Amazon summary: Young, innocent Jasmine wants to get away from her oppressive home town after a scandal. At the camp, she thinks her sexual adventures are over.
But when she meets the mysterious Mark and the hidden tentacle alien, she realizes that her journey of pleasure is only just beginning…
Amazon summary: Marine Biologist Doug has been working on this project for too damn long, but the last thing he expected to break up his regular scientific routine was a sea pen! Especially not one attached to a guy this hot!
The sea man wants to teach him a lesson about his rudeness and boy howdy is Doug ever ready to learn.
Amazon summary: Clara has returned to her grandparents’ old summer cabin after 10 years away. She used to spend happy but lonely summers there, her only friends the household appliances. She is happy to greet her old friends, especially the vacuum, who surprises her by being less machine and more…alive…than she could ever imagine.
Amazon summary: When Ken’s friend from the office talks him into a week at Bigfoot Butt Camp, he has no idea that his life is about to change forever.
The first hint comes when it’s announced that all campers must remain in their tents on the first night. Of course, Ken ends up out in the woods alone and discovers the deep dark secret of these handsome bigfeet; they become mummies under the light of the full moon.
Soon Ken find’s himself all wrapped up in a homosexual, undead encounter that will have your heart racing!
Amazon summary: Naive college girl Amber had been expecting to get lucky with her boyfriend when they snuck into Adventure City. What she never expected was to find herself taken and violated by the theme park’s main attraction, a wooden colossus of a roller coaster known as Titan. Haunted and horny, this suave coaster is going to make sure Amber has the ride of her life.
Amazon summary: When Jenny adds a little whimsical flavor to her garden with a trio of gnome statues, she never suspects what’s in store. When the sun goes down, Jenny discovers her new lawn ornaments are ready to get busy, and they know how to use those pointy red hats to please a woman!
Amazon summary: Paleontologist Rob knows, just knows, that this dig in the badlands of Alberta is going to be the one to validate his crazy theory: dinosaurs were sentient! With the help of his affinity for the paranormal and what seems like an awfully friendly ghost, he’s going to find out just how sexy sentience is…and how hard he can be pushed.
Amazon summary: Jersey girl Camilla just needed some air. She didn’t know what possessed her to pick up the smooth, white stone on the beach, but when she did, she awakened the soul of a Renaissance sculptor tortured by centuries of unfulfilled lust. When the pebble finds a host body, Camilla will be at the mercy of a living statue with a rock-hard marble column!
12. Long Tongue Liz
Amazon summary: Gay or straight – no woman can resist the unusual Liz Coil when she wants to feed. When Sandy becomes the first girl to successfully escape her hungry approach it causes Liz to fall in love with her. Sandy’s runs away, frightened by her first lusty experience with another girl – but she soon regrets it. They both realize they have a lot to learn about each other if they are going to form an unusual bond.
Amazon summary: The Brobeck pool party soon leads to skinny-dipping! It’s harmless at first but there’s no denying the growing forbidden attraction between Suzette and Drake.
Will they act on it even though it’s TOTALLY TABOO?
Amazon summary: Jeff just can’t seem to catch a break. Once a working professional at the top of his game, a string of bad luck has sent Jeff to the gutter, literally, where he struggles to survive as a homeless man on Venice Beach.
Things go from bad to worse when Jeff is caught stealing a carnitas taco, and is promptly chased down by the Unicorn Butt Cops, a new branch of government that specializes in hot, gay, anal poundings on inline skates.
Amazon summary: Virginal Wavey Seabright has always been sheltered by her family’s strict religious sect, but this summer at Young Women’s Camp she’s about to discover the monstrous truth: she’s been saved for a Fishman, and he’s going to take what’s his! A 6000 word erotic short story intended for adult readers only. Warning: contains tentacles and Lovecraftian sects.