Title: Pounded in the Butt by my Book Pounded in the Butt by my Book Pounded in the Butt by my Own Butt

That’s kind of fun to say out loud. Go on, try it.

Author: Chuck Tingle

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Previously:  Pounded in the Butt by my Book Pounded in the Butt by my Own Butt; Pounded in the Butt by my Own Butt.

WhatWhat: A blogger flies to Billings, Montana in search of the elusive Dr. Chuck Tingle, where he learns that a) he is part of Chuck Tingle’s own mind and b) he has to save Earth from destruction at the hands of a species of sentient copies of Pounded in the Butt by my Book Pounded in the Butt by my Own Butt. Naturally he has sex with (and I’m quoting this directly from the Amazon description) “the enemy paperback space captain, Mimmer Tops.”

No, I can’t help you. The planet where the books live is called Kibbs Porp-9, if more details will add anything to that.

Money Quotes:

I suppose that says a lot about my subject, the elusive Dr. Chuck Tingle. (loc 19)

Not gonna lie: I kind of shrieked with excitement when I hit that line.

I became so fascinated with Chuck’s world; his son, the villainous neighbor, and his deceased wife. (loc 30)

Me too, nameless figment. Me too.

“I am nod a god,” I repeat, just a writer and Tae Kwon Do grandmaster from Billings. (loc 161)

Verdict: Sexier than ENDER’S GAME.