Title: Pounded In The Butt By My Book “Pounded In The Butt By My Book ‘Pounded In The Butt By My Book “Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt”‘”

Author: Chuck Tingle

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WhatWhat: Okay. Here goes. Lord Gibbok faces a battle in the morning, against a powerful wizard in the shape of a book. But because Gibbok is aware that he is merely a fictional character, he rides out in search of his author, Chuck Tingle, and discovers the ultimate truth: he is Chuck Tingle. All the characters are Chuck Tingle. I’m probably Chuck Tingle at this point.

Money Quotes:

I’ve seen my share of death and destruction at the hands of Dr. Tingle. (loc 6)

Me too, Lord Gibbok, me too.

Sometimes I’m not even written about, just lingering in the background while a man boards a living biker train, or I’m serving on a jury in the case of a sexy bigfoot lawyer who is also a doctor, or eating at a handsome diner while the leading man runs in and out of the building, fucking its various orifices. (loc 14)

I can’t even begin to tell you how much it disturbs me to know I’ve read and reviewed all of these.

“Well, on Twitter you can interact with people from the real world, but you can still be fictional,” Chuck explains. (loc 155)

The story of my life (and, more pertinently, of Mr. Tingle’s.)

There are not many consistent rules here in the Tingleverse, but you can always count on the ultimate value of a hard anal pounding. (loc 219)

Verdict: I’m losing track of who’s being pounded by what. (On my kindle, I mean, not in real life or anything.) Send help.