review: Long Tongue Liz 2: Hungry Instincts

Title: Long Tongue Liz 2: Hungry Instincts

Author: I.M.Rogue

long tongue liz 2

WhatWhat: Lizard/lesbian Liz hooks up with Sandy’s sister Stacy, prompting jealousy, then she and Sandy share a lactating woman at a fair, and finally have some tender sex on their last day together (before Sandy and her family leave the lake, and Liz, behind).

Money Quotes:

“Stacy looks tasty” she cooed softly. (loc 42)

“I am not guy” I stated unconvincingly. (loc 49)

Yes, that is unconvincing. I suspect you mean “gay,” Stacy.

She teased my mouth with her tongue, adjusting depths until I swooned intimately. After a few minutes we continued on the carnival, both of us with bonded smiles. (loc 179)

I’m not sure what bonded smiles are, but they sound painful.

I lied down in the moonlight and let Liz feed on me on that warm special summer night. (loc 285)

The Space Grammarians weep bitter tears when you do this:

“Are you going swimming with us” Tim asked her hopefully. (loc 19)

Verdict: Woeful SPAG errors aside (and I’ve tried to give you the flavour of them), there’s a hot, romantic story here. Who doesn’t daydream about having a lesbian lizard who feeds via oral sex of their very own?

…No? Well, you will after you read this. Provided, that is, that the way the dialogue is punctuated doesn’t make you poke your own eyes out first.

review: Magical Girlfriends

Title: Magical Girlfriends

Author: Michelle Morphette

magical girlfriends

WhatWhat: A girl named Allie transforms into Maiden Pink, who is not, I repeat not, Sailor Moon. Together with her friend Karrie (Maiden Blue) she fights evil, and by “fights evil” I mean “has sex.”

Money Quote:

“We need to combine our powers,” she says. She licks my cheek, then shuffles around so her knees are on either side of my head. She plunges her face between my thighs and sits on my face. (loc 466)

Really, “combine our powers”? Is that what the young people are calling it now?

Verdict: I won’t lie: this was freaking adorable. For the sake of transparency I should add that I used to like Sailor Moon a lot, so that might be part of the charm. But this had an actual plot, and some well-written sex.

Disturbingly, I realized after downloading this that I already have something by this author. That’s not the disturbing part; the disturbing part is that the something I have is called Unicorn and Pegasus, which I bought last year because of reasons that escape me at the moment. (As far as I can remember that was pretty cute too.)

review: Long Tongue Liz

Title: Long Tongue Liz

Author: I.M. Rogue

long tongue liz

WhatWhat: While staying at the lake with her family, Sandy finds happiness with a strange lizard-girl with a ten-inch tongue and a need to “feed” via cunnilingus.

The Grammarians from Space HATE it When You Do That:

“Show them to me again” She asked sliding off the rock towards me. (loc 21)

“You’re tongue is really long” I stammered. (loc 89)

Has Any Woman Ever Actually Done This?

My thoughts turned to him and I instinctively stroked my breasts. (loc 14)

The “him” in question is a guy she liked but never dated, as opposed to someone she’s been breastfeeding or anything. Am I just weird? Because I never once stood outdoors feeling up my own chest while thinking about some guy.

Money Quote:

My pussy drenched in whoosh, so much that I could feel a wet spot growing on my bikini bottoms. (loc 80)

I’m not even 100% sure what “whoosh” means in that sentence, but it sounds like fun.

Verdict: In spite of the by-now-familiar problems with punctuating dialogue, this was actually hot. And I don’t say that lightly: improper punctuation is one of my turn-offs, so to power past that this story had to bring some major lizardy cuteness and an enormous tongue. Which it did, readers.